Here’s one from the many Nigerian scammers Mondo encountered in his fun forays into internet dating.

 This one says she works as a nurse and hails from South Africa. Her pictures showed photos of an extremely beautiful woman who wrote funny, lusty stuff.

She endeavored to phone Mondo and the voice had a delightful Afrikaner accent-she looked Afrikaner but later claimed that her father came from Bantu or some other tribal lineage. Mondo wanted to like her and let his fantasies run wild, just for fun.

Typically, the woman wanted money (in the end, they all want money for something, usually under the guise to come and meet with the target to consummate a marriage) this one even wanted a few bucks to internet masturbate with Mondo on webcam.

She claimed that she was willing to meet some of Mondo’s SA associates at their place of business…something that never happened for so many plausible but poor excuses

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: From time to time you ask me why I chose you ... what is so special about you? Well, the reason is simple; I chose you because you are YOU!!! I have never had anyone treat me the way you do. I have never had anyone just look at me and make me feel beautiful. You do that to me! You make me feel special and wanted. As liberal as I can be, I would never do anything to hurt you. You mean more to me than you realize. I am hoping that one day I can prove all of this to you! I want you for you!

Love always,

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hhahahaha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: there u start again

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: come over if you want me

: Can't help it. Can't travel, too busy

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: then i dont know how ok

: I am not pressing the issue

: If I was a wanker, that last photo is most excellent

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahahahahah

: but alas, old Mondo has shot all of his wanker cartridges

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahahahahahaaha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: who is old mondo

: that is me, it is my name. Mondo Humunculero

: ahhh when you called me I was starting to believe

: I wanted to believe

: I wanted to believe in Monogamy

: I wanted to impregnate you

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: belive what?

: I wanted to believe you were real and that we could be together until I died

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: really?

: Of course

: I had to fuck myself silly for six months

: but still I could not lose it

: there was no assuaging the pain

: BRB in a minute

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: ok

: Ok now I have to make up the bed.

: I wake up in the mornings with a hard on that should have just come out of your pussy

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

: your pussy, feeling well fucked, will smell of my semen that has been in you from a two hour fuck that you have greatly engineered

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: come get me ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you are not a nice person

: No, I am not. I am a fantastic, loving man

: I am an archetype of the warrior,lover,magician, king

: I am a vision of failed romance

: of sorrow

: of unrequited love

: of smarmy depressions

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you had me and you left me all by myself after you made me quit my job

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: thats the worst i have been made to in my life

: I would not have dreamed that these things really happened to you. Tears well up in my eyes when I think of all this

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: are you being sincere?

: yes, of course. It hurts...

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you never knew what i went thru in Sa,you never did,

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: all u said that i was trying to scam your money

: Now you want to punish me with guilt

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: and that was all you cared about forgeting me that came back from nigeria then to sa because of you and lost my job in the process

: what is your birthday, anyway

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: no its not that,i am human and not happy though is gone now and i am a happy woman again

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: why would you want to know

: why wouldn't

: I

: maybe I will want to send you a present on your birthday

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: dont need your present hon

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: just neeed you here so you could moan and scream for me

: hahahaha

: when is your birthday

: You are the one who will moan and scream and dream about having my children

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahahahahahha

: They will be beautiful and smart, like the children of Shub Niggroth

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: dont send me present ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: dont need that and my birthday is gone

: I have your present in my pants

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hmmmmmmmmmmm

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: good

: now we are acting independent and self empowered

: hahahahhahaha

: If you were driven and strong, you'd be in my arms here in the desert

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: can yu bring me over there this time

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: ?hahahahaqha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you seem to good to be real you know,thats why iwant you here so u see the natural vegeation

BUZZ!!!

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: U there?

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hon i will go get lunch now its time

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: write me if you are sincere and apologise ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: cos i am not in for such again

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: thats my present ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: apology letter

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: cos you was inhuman

: back

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: u there?

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: write me

: Thank you for the compliment. I have tried in vain to be inhuman

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: am going for lunch

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahahahahah

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: lol

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you seem funny still

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you will never change

: get your lunch and daydream about my cock pounding your pussy for HOURS

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE:

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: then what?

: what else, you will long for me as always

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: then what?

: what else, you will long for me as always

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: i will when i know u are a changed person

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: do have a nice day ok

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: and i will look 4 ur email

: you too. You know that you love me

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: yes

: even in this cyberfantasy

:

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: but want to be rest assured such thing like before will never happen

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you know i meditate

: Good

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: so dont try me this time lol

: ebuka,ebuka, ebuka

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: tyou thought me that and now i am a pro

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: Africa pro

: how much do you charge?

: hahaha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahahahahahah

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: just you

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: i chrge you alone

: by the Gods, I wish I could verify that you really exist...the woman in those pictures

: ohhhhh the frailty of male neurobiology

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: assk them if i do exist

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: they will tell you if you are a pro like me

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: you thought me

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: now i live with it

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: cya later

: They?

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: wait for ur email

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: gods

: now I am really in pain

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: Yes they

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: gods

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: how?

: how not

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: when can we talk hon

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: please can we talk later?

: why would a man, who soooo wanted this beautiful woman in these pictures to exist

: who would have swam an ocean as a younger man

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahaahha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: cya

: alas, I am a man of great passion

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE:

: if only you are the woman in the picts

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: i am and only me in this world

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: ok

: I gotta go too. wash my dick. it's been dripping, chatting with you

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: nobody can be like me not even with supernsatural powers

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: hahhahahaha

: hahahahaha

EBUKA CARTHRINE IGBOKWE: cya later thne

: my little friend tells me she wants people to fear her....ohhhh hooo hooo

: later

Lots of fun, right?...So long as it doesn’t steal valuble minutes when other tasks have more priority.

It all winds up a waste if pursued at length. There’s hundreds, maybe thousands of young, beautiful, intelligent, available women right here in this city who will actually say and mean the same things about Mondo in this persona and his others.

We do not pursue the delusions of true love even though from time to time we meet and want to spend all our time with an intelligent, magical, beautiful woman.

Lately, though my favorite one has acted like a bitch and been pissy with greasy hair and dirty fingernails. LMFAO. She isn’t reading this anymore out of a fit of prudery…oh well[sigh of sarcasm, not forlorn]. [latest bulletin...12.2.07...another long distance relationship looms uh oh...the cockblock seems complete. ROFLMFAO!! Saved by divine providence...er ignorance again]

                                                             

                                    Anoquz!!!

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