DUH…NO NEED FOR RABBITS GEORGE

Nonplussed, now the tree frog is transformed into cgi.  When the movie star has her hand on his shank, he’s just the average kid at X Mass…that’s right shitheads,Mondo doesn’t really like Christmas.  Those in the know; know that it’s just a mix of Saturnalia and Yule. That’s what it all should represent, not the celebration of some mythic Jewish Soter who was never born.  Give it up tree frog.  The good guys get beat up and lose again in the end.

I have been looking at some other blogs on myspace lately. Ewwww.  One of these creeps tries to be cool…the tree frog… and then rants worthless, creationist like transcendentalism.  I can believe that his long distance, atheist pseudogirlfriend would have anything to do with him.  Que`mirable, indeedy do!

Sorry son, yes I have abortions waaaaaay older than you, there’s no miracles, there’s no creation, there’s no creator, none of that nonsense.  As old Azathoth has told US before about the universe and where it came from-it just happened.  Like a fractal, on a scheme so grandly random that it appears immaculately patterned.  Ya can’t let yourself get fooled by all that godly falderal.  Take a nice piss or wank, or better yet find a local gal to fuck.  Now THAT’s divinity. A cock and cunt trying for a tantric unison.  Not this staying up all night, destroying more brain cells than necessary.

In the olden days when Mondo went to grad school(he finished everything but the thesis-the MS wasn’t worth the paper it was written on-so why get it?) he burned the candle on both ends.  He got the grades, wrote the papers, presented at the meeting, stayed up all night too many nights. He fucked the young girl; the sixteen yearold.  She was the southern belle Lolita, the daughter of his sister in law-later to be raped by his brother. He almost died in a barroom brawl that she and he created via acid and tequila.  You ever get your face sewn back together peaking on acid?  No fun.  Mondo did get fucked the next day-some reward!  The girl took off again and when she called it was while she was fucking some creep in a speed freak crash pad. 

He took her to the airport later to find that she’d gotten pregnant by some other creep she had been fucking whilst still living in Phoenix. She called begging for money.  Years later, of course, she told her mother she regretted it all, leaving her two bastards crawling alone in squalor while she and her paramour stayed gone for days at time on a meth run.  Mondo does not want to know what happened to any of them.  The brother and his wife are both dead now from their addiction, leaving a long trail of miserable wreckage behind them.  2007 has been a year of leaving the quasi legacies of the past behind, including the dead.

Now X Mass comes when we get that pretty one unwrapped and in the embrace that lasts a few weeks for the first rounds of fucking. Christy used to unwrap for me in the early days.  She was so beautiful and she had that unusual nose.  Maybe I will find a picture to scan and put up here.  I didn’t look like a dufus though-no Gilligan I, it definitely was mutual seduction. 

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