He expected her to be drunk, musing over something. Bemoaning something. Having an inner groan on a health issue.
“What the fuck Mondo…You, you just show up at my door. Did you think you could come all this way and expect me to fawn over you?”
She rushed on him, almost tackling him. He braced and held her fiercely, yet gently. She looked him deeply in the eyes. She almost glazed over and softened quickly to tears.
“You bastard…you know I have always wanted to meet you. I don’t know what you’re expecting…”
“Sunshine, I was in bed. I just …”
“I can smell what you were doing. I can see what you were doing… How the fuck do you get here so quickly after sex? You couldn’t have been down the street, I know who’s around here.”
“Seriously, I just did some sex magic without the intention of actually coming here. Here I am in the flesh. Winded and sweaty.”
She pressed into him in a loving way, “You’re not sweaty. You smell like sex though…who were you with?”
Lying: She looked just like you. I found her at a bookstore. We had coffee, exchanged numbers hung out, read books…went to dinner, talked, she invited me home…
“You’re such a pig, Mondo. You’re not getting any of me!!!”
“Hell, I had no conscious intention of coming here. I was enjoying myself just fine. I could’ve stayed with her indefinitely…”
“You’re so full of shit about that…” her Midwestern accent came through kind of nasal…He loved her face and different profiles…he’d kept trying to get her to talk to him on the phone.
“Mondo? Where are you? What happened?”
Diane has just come out of her orgasmic trance, sleepy, dreamy, wanting to come again…she felt so comfortable with him. It felt so right to give all of herself. He is there like a rock…so present, so real. He licked her the way she’d always wanted and mounted her after a series of intense climaxes…no one had ever done it quite that way…she felt like they had fused. Like they were made to fit together perfectly…
“Monnnnnnnddooooo, you bastard! Where are you? Come in here and let me kiss you again…”
OMG…his kisses, she thought. He’d let her kiss him first.
“Di, kiss me the way you like being kissed, like you’ve always wanted to be kissed.”
Oh, she did and he kissed her back better than it had ever happened…fuck! How would she keep him around, if anything just to fuck…this made her admit to herself how much she loved to fuck and get fucked…he made her feel loved when they talked and the way he listened to her, not judging her. Just looking at her with an open stance. He seemed and acted so confident when she let loose with all her crazy feelings and thoughts about her life and experiences. He seemed perfectly accepting of her, no matter what. She could almost feel his heart beating across a table like her head lay on his chest. When they came together it was like a love affair that had consummated and grown and increased in intensity over time…
“Mondo! Where are you?”
He was gone. His clothes were on the bed and draped over the chair, shoes on the floor. Fuck! She got up walked around the apartment. He wasn’t on the patio. The doors were locked from the inside the way she had set them when they came in.
“Well, what am I going to do with you Mondo?”
“Honestly Sunshine, I don’t know…I am kind of freaked. I have never teleported this way before…I mean this is like the travel modality I have always wanted to master.”
“This is too weird Mister…” She still held him and he held her…Godfuckingdamnit, he really loved her…this is just too weird. These were not the clothes he’d worn out with Diane.
“Well, I was just about to go to the liquor store before it closes. Tomorrow is Sunday and they don’t open till eleven…”
“Sunday, shit. It was Friday night at her house…”
“OK Mondo, that’s enough of this…we have to figure out how to get you home. I don’t know if I want you to stay here!”
Damn he was handsome and strong. She still held on to him. She could just stay there.
“Can I just ride you piggyback to the store? It’s only two blocks.”
She didn’t want to let go. It felt so safe and secure. Yet she also felt that he could be murderous and fucking diabolical and a dirty man slut…shit, dangerous to the touch…damn this feels good.
He released her. She had put her legs around his waist while holding him, and he could feel her warmth and was beginning to have a change in blood flow. It seemed time to push off for now.
“I’ll have to think about the piggy back…”
She wanted to bite him and taste his skin and blood…no, not really. She wanted to rake his back with her fingernails and bite his tongue…she wanted to sit quietly with him and just talk and wonder…
“OK lady, jump on!”
“Cool, you have to promise you will not let me love you very much…I am very scared. I almost pissed myself…” It wasn’t urine.
They went out the front door. She locked up.
“I’m ready old man!”
“I’m ready pretty lady.”
She jumped on. They walked the two blocks. She wasn’t sure about him. He wasn’t exactly like other men she’d been attracted to-other men she’d loved. He sure felt good.
“I am so blown away that I was 2500 miles away and now I am here. Fucking too weird.”
“Here’s the store!” they’d walked up a back street turned a corner, and there it was…a liquor store, next to a laundromat. She jumped off, grabbed his arm, hooking hers to it…she walked up to the counter.
“Captain Morgan, quart bottle, please…”
“I got this sweetie.” He smiled at her. As always a wad of cash in his left hip pocket, wallet and plastic in the right one.
“Well buddy, you won’t have any problem getting out of town will you?” By the way, I am not driving to the city! You know how I hate the place…”
Oddly enough, his phone was in his pocket.
“I’ll get a flight out tomorrow, no problem…”
“Where you going to stay tonight?” She with a shit eating grin…
“Couch me, please…don’t want you to get the wrong ideas…”
Bastard, she thought. How would he know what I want with him? I don’t know what I want with him.
Back at her place she got a little drunk…weird. She’d actually sobered up. They talked until dawn, fell asleep.
They woke up the first time…10am on her phone seven on his…her head was on his chest they’d purred while sleeping…
“I am too tired. You don’t have to leave yet, right?”
He didn’t say a word just looked at her.
“Alright we can go lay on the bed.”
He wiped sleep slightly away. “You promise you won’t take advantage of me?”
“No worries buster. Come on…”
This time she snuggled nicely. The fell back to sleep immediately. When they woke again it was 230PM.
“Shit, I’d better call the airport…”
“No, I feel safe, please stay…”
She was already asleep again. He fell out completely.
Much later. Later. It felt like YEARS and YEARS LATER, he woke up in this weird space outside, at the mouth of a cave by the shore of a lake. He felt he was standing. Gazing out at the horizon, he could see the Moon rising. Its reflection shimmering silver and gold in the lake. There was a loud bellowing like cattle but not cattle, like something very large, like a two ton bullfrog. There’s no goddamned frogs this large. There never was, not even 200 or 300 million years ago…Fuck, where am I, where is she? The water was black, opaque. Something was moving toward him without splashing. He couldn’t see it, barely hear it. Her head popped out, then her body…Damn, she was all wet glistening in the moonlight, beautiful, visual poetry.
“Hey you fucker. I am not that hot! Get your clothes off and get in this water with me. Catch me if you can.”
She slid back in and began backing out. He peeled off his clothes and came after her, swimming very close. She teased, keeping him at arm’s length.
“You ain’t getting it….naw, naw, naw…”
There was a huge splash, sending waves over their heads, erasing any romance or passion from the moment. Two large fishlike, no amphibian like eyes maybe a foot across moved toward them, staring dead on, chortling at boat motor volume.
This time, he’d eaten the scorpion…
“You fucker! Where were you?”
Diane was on him with a passionate vengeance, naked. His hard curve past the navel steering into her with her greatest deliberation.
“Where the fuck did you go…you disappeared all day. I was scared shitless. Were you running around outside naked? Hmmmm.”
He looked at him, bearing down with all her strength on the length of him.
“Fucker, you weren’t under the bed. You weren’t hiding in the closet. The windows were locked!”
She had pushed him down flat and was jackhammering him, supine. She came. She came. She stopped. She started. She came. She could feel the semen rising up from his body and balls. He came in long hot, copious amounts that ran out of her onto him.
He passed out again.
He would fight this fucking monster with enchantment. Send it back through the abyss whence it came… she was on him from behind in the water keeping them both afloat while the frog monster came rushing at them full bore…
“Havawang, Chiatio Duxobum! Havawang! Ujachek, datk, datk…” the chant flew out of him with a great violence and she was terrified as a great, long, slimy tongue, covered with sharp bristles wrapped itself around them and in the sky a great winged serpent appeared, glowing red against the night sky…
To be continued…