Here’s your “out of thin air” ludicrous conspiracy theory of the week.
Once upon a series of moments in the political past, Trump and the Clintons were great pals. He secretly invested in some of their foundation’s enterprises and reaped the benefits of exclusive referral introductions to profitable investment revenues.
Somewhere in the last two years Bill and Donald had a couple of conversations. The latter explained to Bill he needed to rebrand himself and double or triple his billions, most of which were tied up as property assets. Bill explained that Hillary needed to be President and maybe Donald could help by running with a ridiculous, outlandish campaign based on a plethora of the many things wrong with America. He would use his best hypnotic language to engage the middle class white people who’d been left behind by Reaganomics and Neoliberalism. He would appeal to their rage and disappointment and appeal to the hatred of government instilled in them by Repugnikans from Nixon forward. He would appeal to all the Obama and Hillary haters, the bigots, the xenophobes, and the sexists through their victims’ eye view of the USA.
He would spin the big lie and gradually be exposed as by far the worst of two options. The DNC Clintonites would take of the rest. Trump might get the nomination and foil all the wacko extremists and weak kneed conservatives and moderates. If so, he would self-sabotage his campaign, give the election to Hillary and rebrand himself with millions more potential customers. The Clintons would extend their dynasty through much controversy as always and find themselves further beloved by the middle class and oppressed, all the while padding their beds for retirement after eight years. This would cause the party of Lincoln to burn and rebirth, sucking back the moderates and realist conservatives into their fold and rebuilding with new and more appealing white people candidates. This would cause the emergence of the Democratic Party as a moderate center – center party and give the Greens and Progressives the grass roots impetus to become the dominant party, working hard to save the Earth from climate change and to give the workers greater ownership in the means of production.