Mondo Humunculero

NIGHT ON THE TOWN

2008-05-04T11:22:00Z

Fuck yeah.

We got out tonight.

It turned out great fun.

Lotsa art and stuff.

Lotsa young hotties.

Lotsa movement.

We noticed that lotsa folks

seemed on the make.

There was lotsa salt and

pepper action. [yawn]

Some cool toys at one of the

galleries.

We bought a couple.

One for our lil demoness

compatriot.

One for our favorite muse.

This ritual got accomplished

in the same time line.

It won't make a lot of sense

to most, but do old M that

favor and get in the spirit of

it.

Gilsig beauwem sequfuck

http://humunculero.com/2008/05/02/night-on-the-town.aspx

Some things are going to change for the advantage of this colony of selves. We have the process going of tuning up the engine. Some new opportunities will be coming our way. Life opportunities.

We have closely watched the dead end streets that so many pursue.

We get a big kick of disgust out of some of this behavior.

This whole younger man-older woman thing.

We have never seen one of these boys that didn't come off as anything but a total fucking wussy.

Granted, some guys have to start somewhere, but to keep revisiting because it seems an easy mark is ridiculous. That’s a mark of a pussy. The crew that I ran with never did that except out of desperation. Even old, smart, attractive women put me to sleep. Of course, that’s a relative set. Very few women are really hot at forty five or fifty- DAMNED few. Most of them have an outlook on life that gets very boring very quickly. I have interviewed dozens and dozens and it is pretty much the same story. Usually, they have tons of baggage[and saggage]. Now any young man with self esteem a notch above whale shit has no business with any of them unless they’re making a “mature” porno flick.

Many methods exist for young men to get some self esteem. You boys better get some or the young gals will all take off with these ugly gangsta rooster muthafuckas and all you will be able to get are leftovers in the biological shuffle. You will find yourself loving the mother you never had.

As for Mondo, he has set the gears in motion for happiness. He has confidence that his actions will pay off in all areas. He passes by idiots like road signs on a highway with no speed limit. Life is just too goddamned short.

FOREPLAY

2008-04-27T09:24:20Z

http://humunculero.com/2008/04/26/foreplay-2.aspx

This is in response to a blog by Stephanie on MySpace, that most awful of places. She bemoaned the fact that most men don’t do foreplay and if so, not very well. I commented that alpha males really don’t have that problem. We don’t, we do lots of foreplay.

We build sexual tension to the point that a woman’s erogenous zones become more than obvious. We build her to the point that the entire act of sex works as a whole and that fucking works as an inevitable ends.

When the kissing begins it happens for several minutes maybe complete gratification gets delayed for a few days in order to build even more tension. Caressing and kissing other than on the mouth gets consuming and may last for hours before nudity ensues.

Caressing itself seems a great art especially behind the knees and on areas of the necks of some women. Women loved to be kissed and caressed on their sides and under their breasts. They like their nipples caressed. Some like them rolled and twisted(this works particularly well while spooning and sliding in the dick in experienced lovers)

Combining the caress with kissing seems unbeatable. It seems like you can never get too carried away. She will store these memories if you anchor them appropriately. She can pull them up and intensify the experience, going into the state of arousal almost immediately.

Your dick ought to be dripping at this point if its anchors didn't have that state poised from the first kiss. Now she'll be ready for some clit massage and g spot work. We can't miss on this one if we do her right, she'll be eternally grateful if she hasn't had this before.

When you master this, especially the thumb and fore finger roll, you can combine it with the cunnilingual coupe de grats like she never had before. The orgasms in most cases will be unparalleled and this can increase the intensities of her orgasms from intercourse. Ol’ Mondo has had great results getting women who’ve never come from fucking to multiorgasmic frenzy. One lady who shared herself with us has come up to sixty five(65) times in a night as a result of these techniques. It's amazing when the social contract gets put away and man and woman have full presence and appreciation of each other!

Then comes the squirter or female ejaculation. Wow! This is a reward for a job well done. A beautiful thing.

Now she's really primed to fuck. You better have saved your energy and better have a third reserve because she's gonna tear your ass up so that you never will get rid of her...

Muse juices

2008-04-27T21:10:47Z

Climbing up the lounge

She makes the lunges,

She finds more of herself on him,

She knows the divine inside herself,

He exudes the divine to the outside.

It seems too simple how this came about,

It seems so easy, that love

That decision she made

those moments before,

He smiled and she smiled,

Feeling her around him and on him

Why so quick

this infatuation that saturates?

Why so deep this correctness?

She smiles, he smiles, she moves,

he receives and relieves

Why so much so easily?

Why do they feel like crying in this joy?

Hold back one more time,

The pressures build,

she comes again and again

She falls hard on him

Her hair pulls so compliantly,

The wet sleeve yields against him

enveloping,

Pounding her into the well,

The ecstatic depths she never knew

She knows he has those things,

How did he get them?

How can she inspire him so much?

Breathing together

exploding Undiscovered worlds

out of their multigasm

How did he do that?

Why does she want him so much?

The weakness in his strengths,

the strengths in his weaknesses,

yielding again she grows as he comes

Petit morte.

“Why does it have to always be about sex”,

she complains.

She feigns.

She loves that its always about sex.

It almost always gets motivated from sex toward sex.

Sex, sex with the tantric Mondo;

the master of masters always gives fulfillments

with his natural actions. She imagines them.

She anchors them.

She can’t figure out where he learned it.

How he does it.

She had always missed out. She longed for him In the

wasted moments spent with all those boyish fools. She

forgets all her stupid preferences.

She leaves the Sapphic realm forever

returned to the gods in her head.

Her tattooed ass.

The orient on her leg.

The elixirs in her pussy.

It ‘s always about sex.

Life best describes itself that way.

Pre origin stuff

2008-04-26T10:20:06Z

STUPIDITY AND WEAKNESS

stu·pid

Pronunciation:

\ˈstü-pəd, ˈstyü-\

Function:

adjective

Etymology:

Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus, from stupēre to be numb, be astonished — more at type

Date:

1541

1 a: slow of mind : obtuse b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c: lacking intelligence or reason : brutish2: dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid stupid from the sedative>3: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless stupid decision

stupidity

1 : the quality or state of being stupid

weak

2 a: mentally or intellectually deficient b: not firmly decided : vacillating c: resulting from or indicating lack of judgment or discernment d: not able to withstand temptation or persuasion weak>

weakness

1: the quality or state of being weak; also : an instance or period of being weak weakness>2: fault, defect

It’s almost like Mondo doesn’t have to write anymore.

Sometimes he has to ride herd on his alter ego(ae). Sometimes his alter ego veers from the path and sojourns in areas that may elicit stupid behavior. It remains important to stay away from stupid people as well. Most Americans we meet-like 95% (Mondo gives slack here) seem repositories of stupidity. Their beliefs are deplorable and have done their share to limit us.

When ae does stupid shit and reminisces in stupid shitland, Mondo has to remind him of the pain this causes. He did some real dumb shit on MySpace yesterday and disrespected himself to some extent. He tossed a friend, who got hurt by the tossing.

When ae did his undergrad at Arizona State, it was a great party school. Ae had a lot of immaturity. He fucked a lot of women and ran to tell his friends so they could all revel in who they had humped. It seemed like this had more importance than the actual experience of fucking these young women. Ae fucked very well-alcohol and pot worked almost as well as middle age does now. Four women in a row proposed to him and while his ego felt massaged he politely declined and ran to tell his friends. He didn’t lie about who he fucked or any of the sordid details. Actually, most of the time he very much enjoyed these experiences and regretted telling his friends who mostly seem closed mouthed about their own. Today, we know that had to do with emotional insecurities and lack of self validation.

Now he may have fucked some things up that he thought he wanted to cultivate.

He doesn’t want to go to Seattle. He hates to fly and he’s worried that it will turn out boring as hell and tedious. There won’t be enough of what he really wants.

This posits. What does he want? Lots of different things and he knows the list well. He won’t share these things here except after he’s acquired them and used them up or absorbed them for energy value. He actually began to think pervasively about love again. That’s right you little cynical bitch-love. He knew this seemed occurring because he got very hateful.

In the darkness, that berates,

Showing the hardness and the coarse retorts,

The homicidal thoughts, the vile scenes in his mind; the human state in all its ugliness.

The pain that motivates to the darkness of cool unfeeling. The dagger stabbing the hated with a hand he manipulated in the quietude of night.

The pendulum of love and hate swings and the illusion of unconditional regard destroys.

Humans act like humans and we are the children who hate. We seek out the altruists, exposing them for their narcissism. We love and show our affection selfishly. We touch and possess. We possess and consume. We consume and excrete, rebirthing to devour.

We live.

The Choronzon Lady...non magical episode

2008-04-16T00:16:05Z

Indulging her was always a challenge.

She had such an allure. I never could fuck her enough. Even in her piteous, most terrifying aspects I could see her beauty. My friends admonish me by giving her some awful names. But each of them had his own female ball and chain. None of them got the sex that I did and told me so when I marvelled them with my adventures.

She loved to get berated during sex. She’d have me seat my 230 pounds on her shoulders and death fuck her mouth while shouting insults. To gain more leverage I gripped the headboard and slammed her head into it with furious strokes. Her clit was almost too easy a task. She’d keep a continuous pressure on the hood at the head, barely moving it while I slammed and condemned her vehemently. She came violently, usually in a cold sweat, in the ways I have seen many Scorpios do.

She also had a taste for public sex, especially in adult bookstores.

One particular occasion happened after her daughter (who I’d later debauch for a Jack in The Box Cheeseburger-her request) got her face punched by an excon, ex OG at the Christmas Eve NA dance in ’96.

I extracted her from the situation and as a “reward” she told me it was my night and I could have anything I wanted after she shot some speed which of course I “had” to help her procure and inject.

We went to Mickey’s-a dirty book store with a big theater. She asked me what I wanted and I said a rim job while I beat off so I could finish in her mouth. She popped in some big cinnamon flavored gumballs and I straddled her over a flat bench in a smaller theater. A crowd quickly gathered while we went at it. Soon a chorus of voyeurs found themselves beating in tune to my own asslick generated wanking.

http://affiliates.mature-toiletsluts.com/galleries/6154/24521.wmv

I had to keep my eyes trained on her in her black lingerie`, face buried in my ass and focused jamming my meat.

Finally, I blasted with a series of groans and squirted the gel into her red stained mouth and throat. She swallowed with a hungry gulp and smiled at me, “Get what you wanted, College Boy?”

I cleaned up on her robe, zipped up and turned to get out of the place.

As we went toward the doorway we had to dodge small puddles of spunk that our crowd of onlookers had dropped. There must have been over a half dozen of them. They stood against the wall of the small room, eyes glazed over, looking hungrily at her. As we moved toward the doorway some guy came up and gestured for a handshake to which I did not respond and remarked.

“Dude, that was the best show I have seen here in a long time! Thank you!”

The poor depraved wanker actually looked grateful.

After a few more weeks of fucking I quit the liason because her next fantasy involved us picking up a bum from the park, and me buttfucking him while she gave him head. Done, done, done.

LOVE IS A BITTER PILL

2008-04-17T00:28:15Z

From time to time memories create new timelines in the sex and death magical perspective. Love works like a verb and seems ephemeral at best. It comes and goes, waxes and wanes much like life itself. A great life ends and those who remain reflect for a moment and the accomplishments, the leavings can have a legacy much as lovers do in our memories.

I always remember that these things can make the next script of passionate endeavor and that destiny in most accounts seems a dangerous determinism. Death seems the only destiny, preceded by life. Life works like a fractal of beauty, terror, and ecstasy…

I am the visage, the purveyor of charm, the lurker in your heart.

I am the colony you want to love and try to hate and disqualify to no avail,

I am the enigma, the puzzle, the one who appears sweet and deadly,

I move through the veils, unimpeded,

When I touch you, your skin wants to wrap itself around me and sometimes hesitates in the fear of abandonment.

You want me to own you.

You know I am the Baron of those things, those lands of passion.

So you test, test, test. You won’t be ignored or cast aside.

I hold you in my appreciations and you run from my affections,

And I laugh in understanding.

Your instinct that pulls you toward me compels in fire and depth.

Your instincts feel correct; they have anchored down to the cellular level.

Your mind seems singular yet expands like its own universe

And in combining with mine creates a multiverse.

So don’t deny yourself the combinations and recombinations in ecstatic bucking,

Don’t deny yourself the parts that meld with me,

When it flows it talks, it grows into long walks and more talks

And in the shifting of your palace on that jade stalk, that mighty and loving mannerism that begets caresses beyond the niceties you think feel safest…

FOR OSHUN AT THE RIVER. SHE SAVED MY LIFE.

Politics Part One

2008-04-03T20:40:25Z

My Every So Often Political Blog

McCain

He’s an opportunistic carpetbagger who has done very little for the people of Arizona. He and that other convict, Buckeye cocksucker-Keating are two of the worst shit storms to ever hit the state. Google his political record regarding what he’s really done to address the important human issues in Arizona…NOTHING. He’s a war mongering, defense contractor crony who deserves to be ignored. Sadly enough, because of him and the other piece of shit meat and potato Midwestern motherfuckers who’ve emigrated here to Arizona, this fucker will win the electorial votes in Arizona and nullify our presidential voting unless the state Democratic Party can get out and really do something.

Here’s a fun little dickie on this putz:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=John_McCain

If you vote for McCain you are showing a great stupidity. The whole patriotic enchantment that Americans have with the POW war hero crap is just another sign of the mental deficiency of the populace in general. Only about ten percent know the real deal. Libertarian ideals won’t help us. Big business is just too big. The credit card companies have too fuckin’ much profit and power. They need to be nationalized.

Ron Paul had some of the goods on him, but he’s a shithead too:

Here's some more of the real deal

THE DEMOCRATS

GENERAL

Mondo would like to have gone democrat since he is a true liberal, but how can you do that? The party is too much a divided beastiality fuckfest. Hillary’s only good point is Bill, but what can he do. He fellated the corporatists while Monica blew him. Another shitty daisy chain.

http://content3.adultmovieclub.com/content/Transexual_Trio_7/scene2/promoclips/promo7_marked.wmv

Hillary is an old Goldwater Girl-we can’t give her any credibility. She sucks in a bad way.

Obama is another story, but we still don’t know if he’d survive too long after the election. The cracker fuckheads will try and kill him right away

We don’t really think he can do too much anyway except maybe get some good advisors. He might do some good shit in that case with a Demo congress that isn’t too sold out to the fatcats. If he’s the candidate and looks like a runaway we get to vote Green again and remain true to our party.

http://www.greenparty.org/values.php

The Perennial Misanthropy

2008-03-23T02:08:08Z

Easter, Ostara, Oestre, und blah, blah, blah
Christian syncretism #442

Easter Bunny time has come again, just look at the Empress card:

Then again, the real reference comes from the good old

Goddess of Spring:

Ahhh well we do hope you haven't put all your eggs in one

basket you poor little Christians, and worse still you deluded

atheist humanists. Watch out since you wind up the worst

apologists of all:

This whole sodding Christian shit mess bases this trap for

those with weak egos in the myths of virgin birth,

crucifixion, and resurrection.

Guess what! This bullshit comes designed to trap and

control you, so you had better resurrect yourself and live

your life abundantly. Get at one with yourself, integrate

your parts and weld or discard fragments.

The old master painted it more effectively.

Many would like to escape death and live forever, but it ain't happenin'

Unless you know the Red Rite VERY well.

Just a few tenets to live well:

Take care of yourself-first and foremost.

Love yourself totally and exude it outwardly, this will attract two types of people: those who think they want to "be" like you and those who appreciate you for yourself.

Associate only with people you like who will benefit you.

Learn to see the problems that develop inwardly and socially-adapt yourself to positively avoiding them through staying in the solution and flee from those who earned their doom-they will drag you into the morass if you don't.

Introduce people who will thwart your

attainments to those who will destroy them by

giving them what they think they want.

Realize that ultimate truths went out the

window with religion, seek to act effectively in

all that you do, believe and think.

Create memes daily to bring down the

purveyors of falsehoods that mislead, delude

and intrance you.

Let the stupid and foolish gain their due with

them. Move out of their path to these disenchantments.

Realize that divinity occurs in sexual intercourse and

orgasm; all else winds up just another wanking.

If you have problems in this area you don’t want to

fix…oh well, you miss out on life.

Dysfunction Junction

2008-03-11T23:50:39Z

NA DIATRIBE NUMBER 31

The God clique sucks.

The gang mentality sucks. Too many fellowship assholes cling to the Omerta like secret keeping that perpetuates the criminal mentality. That type of thinking keeps people fear based and stupid. The stupidity keeps people in slavery without a master. The “master” tries to posit as a deity that doesn’t exist.

Sorry folks….no wait…I am not sorry. God does not exist. God is not LOVE. Love does not occur unconditionally. Humans do not have the capacity to love unconditionally. Love has some merit, but it you can’t confuse it with the affections that beget or perpetuate the species. On a good day it seems a contrivance, albeit a pleasurable one. Compassion has its own ridiculous agenda of theological subjugation. We’ve seen the French expose` on Tibetan Buddhism and its inherent misogyny.

Let us not give the emotionally unavailable or PTSD cripples license to remain dysfunctional and broken to social detriment or cynical isolation. You just become slaves to professors, politicians, professionals, and parents and their manipulative ideologies. The feeble attempts of these weak ones to justify and rationalize their actions and beliefs remind me of UFC matches of grapplers who can punch out the martial artists who get bloodied and the living shit beaten out of them by these true brawlers.

In a recovery process it gets very necessary to deconstruct the whole delusion. However, the perennial atheism doesn’t show itself well creating new dogmas or getting lost in the dogma of anti dogma. This gets on with the dogmatism that scientist atheists get into. The skepticism that comes from the improbabilities and relativities gives us breathing room and the tolerance necessary to create and perpetuate the happy slaves that live to give to their social master-ME. Tolerance and feigned acceptance work as a tool to trance them into the deconstruction and reframing necessary for growth and useful slavery. The dilemma remains-who wants to make a slave out of a toothless, diseased, bipolar melodramatic? It’s kind of like dumpster diving at McDonalds.

The Twelve Steps by the same token have to get deconstructed and reframed into useful transformational, Luciferian change ordinances.

Happiness has to get swished and anchored. Results as in most other things are everything.

Chubo continues

2008-02-24T00:09:43Z

If you misunderstand your mind, you are an ordinary mortal; if you understand your mind, you are a sage.

In this it makes no difference whether you are a male or female, old or young, smart or simple.

-Jakushitsu

The morass of entity kept swirling. At the same time he had enjoined it completely and linked it astrally to his chakric circuits and meridians. Now the city’s mind was with his and it longed to find itself commanded. What can he do with this? He didn’t really want to control anyone or anything. It did not seem necessary for any particular reason or relating to very many sequences of events. Perhaps the awe that consumed him prevented this. He would have to contemplate later and see what came up. Maybe traffic control manipulations to move more efficiently, quickly and safely? Maybe infrastructural improvements would get more obvious? Things would clarify as his consideration toward meditation went further.

He felt so tired now and felt his libido rise and fall like a serpent up and down his spine. It seemed time to go to the place he woke up in that felt like a former home. Maybe the red haired woman would come over for a return fuck a thon, maybe someone new.

The entity receded and his astral connect receded into him on the park bench. He walked to his car and drove home. The sky seemed clear. So very clear that more of the billons of stars sparkled in the night, the endless night.

At the former, so it seemed, home the warmth and inviting feelings almost overwhelmed him. He stripped off his clothes and crawled into the firm high bed only to find a warm body smelling of female sexual fluid. She moaned and sighed rolling on her side, flipping a leg over his thighs while his dick hardened and lengthened up to his navel. Not the red head this one. Her skin texture seemed thicker and her hair glistened black in the moonlight, peeking through the shades. His nearest hand sent a long gentle, smooth caress from just below her ear lobe down the curve of her ribs over her waist and across her belly, so hard and smooth it made his cock throb, pushing the dewdrop of pre semen out with its attendant odor. She moaned again almost accented like Mexican American, his thumb and fore finger parting her pussy lips finding her clitoris to roll and massage with intuitively discerned pressures. So slippery soft and wet, his opposite hand found her vulva as he turned toward her on his side, sliding down for better leverage and entering her with the first two fingers and beginning the vent massage on her G-Spot. She squirted almost immediately into her first set of orgasms and he could no longer wait, mounting her, his dick instinctively finding the opening and teasing its entrance while his clit hand continued the massage. Now the high speed jackhammer strokes began…

The Stupor Bowel

2008-02-03T12:06:15Z

SPOATS, THE STUPOR BOWEL AND OTHER FALDERAL

We gotta wonder if you’re sitting around watchin’ much of this shit, are you gettin’ enough?

Probably NOT!!!

We have seen over the years that preoccupations with spoats has gotten so out of hand that many aspects of the human experience that add to the quality of life get ignored for spectator activities. Some even think that fuckin’ is a spoat!

Some of this shit gets more than exploitive, it gets damned misogynist.

Now comes that time of year…oh yeah, I didn’t tell you fuckers

HAPPY FUCKIN’ NEW YEAR!!!

I’ve done my share of fuckin’ already. How’s about you?

The Supa Bowl…who gives a fuck…too many I am afraid. This goddamned spectacle has become like a national fucking holiday. So much so that now even the women are involved, planning it like a fucking holiday dinner(the more adventurous will have spent their time or will spend their quality time together doing these types of activities…

Some of these women would really rather get hooked into other sexual multiplicities.

So will the Pats pull it off or will the Giants do the biggest upset yet? Saaa bout the points to the bettors. By the time mosta you fucks read this...it'll be over.

Me I’m gonna eat and work a strategy to squirt some semen, probably watch the game ‘til it gets uninteresting.

AT ANY RATE, RUGBY WINDS UP MORE ACTIVE AND INTERESTING. NO WONDER SO MUCH OF THE REST THE WORLD SHAKES THEIR HEADS AT US.

Hot spotter test

2008-01-30T22:51:02Z

Contrary to what some people might believe, there is nothing wrong with having pleasures and enjoyments. What is wrong is the confused way we grasp onto these pleasures, turning them from a source of happiness into a source of pain and dissatisfaction.

-Lama Thubten Yeshe, "Introduction to Tantra

Your Ideal Sexual Partner Your Perfect Partner's Sexual Profile Likelihood of Finding Them Research Behind the Test For More Reading Your Ideal Sexual Partner your ideal sexual partner is: A Type 5 match wants to experiment with different approaches and foreplay to help you both reach a physical high. The sensations of sex are what this person most enjoys and focuses on — much more so than the emotional bond you can forge during your most intimate moments. This partner enjoys the adventure of sex and doesn't mind if it gets intense at times. This is someone who can take the act of sex to places you never thought it could go — and will do so frequently. Or at least they will think about it frequently. They have a sex drive as fierce as their curiosity about how to raise their level of pleasure. But this person also shares a more personal side to them. They tend to keep their eagerness to find pleasure in sex behind closed doors and they don't flaunt their sexuality in public as much as you might think. A Type 5 is simply dedicated to sex's more wild and pleasurable sides. They like to push the boundaries and have an amazing talent for knowing exactly what works for them and what doesn't. Like you, sex is simply fun and expressive for this person. It doesn't carry a lot of emotional weight. While a deeper connection could or could not happen for either of you, it's simply not a focus when you're in the mood. Statistical studies indicate there are 10 distinct sexual personality types. No one type is any better or any worse than another. The difference between them comes from the unique combination of behaviors, preferences, and attitudes individuals hold about sex. You, too, are one of these types, but this test is designed to show you the specific characteristics of your ideal sexual partner. You are most likely to be compatible with someone who shares your views on these things — but it's actually a bit more complex than that. As you answered the questions to Tickle's Ideal Sexual Partner Test, we analyzed your responses and were able to break down what someone who is sexually compatible with you is like on a number of levels. From there, we paired you with the sexual personality type that best reflected your unique wants and needs.

Your Ideal Sexual Partner Your Perfect Partner's Sexual Profile

Likelihood of Finding Them Research Behind the Test For More Reading How to Find Your Ideal Sexual Partner Now that you have the personality of your ideal sexual partner, you probably want to know how to find them — before you get intimate. To help you understand what you should look for, we've taken a look at how your perfect partner scored on 5 classic sexual personality dimensions: sexual experience, value of emotional connection, seductive behavior, libido, and focus on orgasm.
This is what your ideal partner's sexual personality profile looks like.

Sexual Experience Focus On Orgasm Libido Seductive Behavior Emotional Connection 1 50 100 Taking a closer look at, and getting to know each of these dimensions, will give you both a clearer picture of who your ideal sexual partner is and how to identify realistic partners before you go too far down the wrong path. Here are descriptions that will help you understand the dimensions in depth.
Sexual Experience Sexual Experience
1 50 100 The Sexual Experience dimension measures how comfortable your ideal sex partner is with trying out new things in bed, and how confident they are with sex in general. The more savvy they are, the more they're willing and eager to experiment. You're looking for someone who has a high rating on this dimension. How to spot it when you see it Your ideal sexual partner tends to be the kind of person who tries to get you to try new things, from the latest restaurant, to taking a course, to attempting to cook Thanksgiving dinner all from scratch. People who are sexually experienced go where their curiosity leads them — and they'd love nothing more than to take you along with them. You're likely to meet someone sexually experienced at an unusual gathering. Maybe they're the one trying to get everyone to try dinner at the Cambodian restaurant that just opened. When you're at a bar, keep your eyes on the dance floor. It's the sexually experienced person who often gets the dancing started, or who pulls you on to the floor. It's not that they're trying to embarrass you, it's simply that they want you to have as much fun as they are. And with life, as with sex, they're ready to dive in and enjoy.

A test to determine their level of sexual experience
Think up an idea or belief that is considered "out there" by many people. It could be anything from a hot-button political issue to an unusual suggestion for what to do one evening. Bring up the issue to them, and see how they react. If they show genuine interest in considering this subject from a different point of view, you're off to a good start. This implies that they're fairly receptive to hearing new things and are curious. It also indicates that they will not make you feel ashamed for broaching new subjects with them. The chances are, if the person is open-minded in general, they will also likely be open-minded in the bedroom. And that means they won't be closed off to trying the new and playful things you might like to do.

Focus On Orgasm Focus On Orgasm
1 50 100 The Focus On Orgasm dimension measures how important orgasms are for your sex partner. Some people focus exclusively on how to reach orgasm, while others enjoy sex and everything that leads up to orgasm just as much. Of course, you want to find someone who feels like you do about sex — that orgasms are critically important but not the only focus. How to spot it when you see it Needless to say, orgasm-focused people are goal-oriented. They may even be a little competitive. Keep an eye on someone who likes to one up other people's stories with their own, or who is a little cutthroat when it comes to games. These are sure signs that they are focused on an end result and get a little high when they reach it. Goal-oriented people are often also highly visual. They're able to focus on how things look and tend to strive for beauty as the ultimate ideal. Pay attention to someone who is always commenting on your appearance or the appearance of everyone around them — chances are they're into peak experiences. A test to determine their level of focus on orgasm Throughout our research, Tickle has found that people who agreed with the statement "When I close my eyes, I am able to think more clearly" tended to be the same ones who found orgasms extremely important. So, why not try this out on your potential partner? Simply find a subtle way to ask them, "Do you find that when you close your eyes you are able to think more clearly?" If they answer "yes!" clearly and firmly it's a safe bet that orgasms are extremely important to their sexual enjoyment. If they give you a so-so answer, assume that they love a good orgasm, but it's not the be-all, end-all of their sex lives. If they just can't imagine that closing their eyes would help them think better — chances are they're into sex for the enjoyment of it all, not just to reach orgasm.

Libido Libido 1 50 100 Finding someone whose libido — or sex drive —
matches your own is incredibly important. Otherwise your timing is all off: they'll be ready to go when you're not and vice versa. Since you're someone who is often in the mood, you need a partner who's also often in the mood. How to spot it when you see it Although someone's sex drive is one of the harder things to figure out until you really know them, there are some clues to look for. People with a high libido tend to live life to the fullest. They love to experience things. At a museum or concert, this is the person who loses themselves in a painting or song. While out at dinner, the person with a high libido will be the one who not only knows what every item on the menu is and how it's prepared, but can comment on each of the wines as well. They could be the world traveler who will know exactly where you should shop while in Katmandu. They aren't necessarily thrill seekers, they're simply masters of appreciating things. They want more out life's sensual pleasures than others. What this person dislikes most of all is limits. They find rules restrictive. Relative to other test takers, you want someone who has a moderately high sex drive. So start noticing people who can enjoy life fully — but also know how to call it quits before they go overboard. A test to determine their level of libido Try wining and dining your love interest at a nice restaurant. Make sure the place you take them goes the extra mile with nice music and a great atmosphere. You want your date to be excited by the sensuous scene around them but not consumed by it. If they can talk about how lush and amazing everything is — but still stay focused on the two of you or current events or any normal topics of conversation — then chances are you've found a person who's sex drive is on par with yours.

Seductive Behavior Seductive Behavior 1 50 100

The Seductive Behavior dimension measures how much your ideal sexual partner draws attention to their sexuality. Do they know how to use their charms to attract who the want? According to your results, you are looking for someone who can turn it on when they feel the time is right. How to spot it when you see it In general, a seductive person is comfortable with their sexuality and isn't afraid to show it. However, seductive behavior can come across in hundreds of different ways. It could be the way a person talks or what they talk about with potential partners. Do they make suggestive comments or flirty jabs? Maybe it's the clothes they wear — do they flaunt lean arms or a toned stomach? Most of the time, seductiveness is just a general vibe. The most important thing to remember here is that a person's exterior says very little about what they're like behind closed doors. In order to get an idea whether someone's outward behavior carries over to the bedroom, you'll probably need to look to their other sexual dimensions as well. A test to determine their level of seductive behavior You have no complaints about being seduced — except when the seducer can't find their "off" button. The best way to figure out if they know the right and wrong times for seduction is to take them to some non-sexual settings. Go to the grocery store with them, watch a play, or get together with a group of friends for brunch. If they don't know how to moderate their seductive moves, then you might have a potentially annoying situation on your hands.

Emotional Connection Emotional Connection 1 50 100

The Emotional Connection dimension sheds light on how much your ideal sex partner cares about the deeper bond between the two of you. It also measures how much you can expect them to show affection towards you. You are looking for a sexual partner who considers the emotional connection to be of medium importance in a sexual relationship. How to spot it when you see it If you noticed someone hanging out with their friends and saw them put their hand on a friend's shoulder or hug someone goodbye, chances are this person is comfortable expressing affection. Also pay special attention to people who remember your name or small details about you that even you don't remember telling them. These are people who value the connection they've made with you. Anyone who's asking you personal questions — what you do for a living, where you live, where you grew up — and takes the time to really listen to your responses is probably someone comfortable with the more tender and intimate aspects of sex. A test to determine their level of emotional connection A good way to test whether someone's level of emotional connection is high or low enough for you is to find out if they like to kiss. There are ways of doing this without actually touching lips. Try dropping a line along the lines of "I will always remember my first kiss because it really set up how special they can feel," or "kissing is one of the best parts about sex." See if they agree, disagree or are indifferent with that. Your ideal sexual partner would likely be in medium agreement with this.

Your Ideal Sexual Partner Your Perfect Partner's Sexual Profile

Likelihood of Finding Them Research Behind the Test For More Reading Your Chances of Finding This Person So, now you know what to look for, but the question remains: what is the likelihood of even finding someone like this? Since 7.1% of all women are a Type 5, it depends on whether that's a large enough pool for you to choose from. If you'd like to expand your options, read about the two other types who may not be your ideal partner, but who definitely share a lot in common with you sexually. Your next best fit is with a Type 2. Type 2 partners are sexually curious and playful when it comes to sex. They are also bold and confident in asserting their sexuality. Your Type 2 match has an unusually potent sexual energy. Their sex appeal shines through naturally in just about anything they do — whether dressed to the nines or kicking around the neighborhood in sweatpants. Regardless of where they are, they turn heads with what they wear, how they move, and where they position themselves relative to others. There's just something about them that will draw you in. And thanks to a healthy dose of confidence, they won't be afraid to use it to both of your advantages. A Type 2 has lots of experience, a never-ending reserve of creativity, and the same goal as you: ultimate pleasure. Having this in common opens the door for the two of you to play with all kinds of sexual possibilities until you hit upon combinations that are blissfully and uniquely yours. Like you, the emotional connection — and the affection often expressed during sex — are less important than the physical sensations for Type 2 people. That's not to say your match doesn't pay attention to your personal closeness and genuine caring, but it does tend to take a backseat to the physical feelings of pleasure. Ultimately, a Type 2 is best characterized by their readiness to dive into the unknown. They're sensual, lively, and, most importantly, will never rush through the experience of sex,— not when there are so many ways they can be creative with it. Approximately 7.7% of all women are this type. Your third best fit is with a Type 3. For a Type 3, sex isn't simply about the physical highs — the rush of adrenaline, or getting caught in the moment. Nor is it exclusively about the depths that an emotional connection and feeling intimate can bring. To this person, sex is a perfect and equal combination of these two elements. In this way, the Type 3 is a sexual connoisseur, able to appreciate all the nuances of sexual experiences. A Type 3 partner appreciates both the physical and emotional aspects of sex and tends to both with a certain sense of confidence. This rare, balanced quality opens a vast world of sexual possibilities, which they are more than happy to share with you. They appear to be naturals when it comes to sex, with a gentle self-assurance that might even indicate they've always known exactly what to do. They are able to give you pleasure emotionally and physically — and aren't afraid to do it either. Like you, your Type 3 match is a sexual explorer. And also like you, they definitely focus in on the ultimate sensations when they engage in sexual activity. Orgasm is particularly important to these types and to reach it, they are willing to try different combinations of foreplay to get both of you there. Approximately 13.5% of all women are this type.

Your Ideal Sexual Partner Your Perfect Partner's Sexual Profile

Likelihood of Finding Them Research Behind the Test For More Reading Research Behind the Test This test was derived primarily from the results of sexual relationship research that Tickle gathered through questions that hundreds of thousands of people have answered. By searching for patterns in the data, Tickle identified five key dimensions that comprise a person's sexual personality, or what they are like as a sexual partner: sexual experience, value of emotional connection, seductive behavior, libido, and focus on orgasm. From that we identified clusters of people who exhibited very similar behaviors along those five dimensions. This led to the derivation of the total 10 sexual personality types. The sexual personality test questions were based on extensive research and literature on sexuality, focusing on the characteristics of a sexual partner that really make a difference to the value and pleasure involved in sexual experiences. We found that a set of dimensions and questions best represented these, and this formed the foundation of the Ideal Sexual Partner test. For More Reading Etcoff, Nancy (1999). Survival of the Prettiest. Anchor Books, New York, New York. Rodgers, Joann Ellison (2001). Sex: A Natural History. Henry Holt and Company, LLC, New York New York.

DRAMA

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DRAMA

a state, situation, or series of events involving interesting or intense conflict of forces b: dramatic state, effect, or quality drama of the courtroom proceedings>

A word so often used these days. So many say or write that they don’t want any drama. The fact of human interaction: drama happens every day. Most of these idiots are dying to have a little drama of some kind-usually something to do with their childhood imprinting.

I am not sorry if you had a difficult childhood. If you want peace of mind and tranquility at all times or as much as possible life will likely leave you disappointed. Drama just keeps on.

drama queen

Function:

noun

Date:

1979

: a person given to often excessively emotional performances or reactions.

We like her so long as she’s pretty and so long as consoling her perpetuates her affections. We ignore the histrionics and performance. She just wants attention and to feel that her victimology is justified.

This seems like the most likely reference. People so don’t want to be bothered by this as it interferes with their own patterns of manipulation.

To give you an idea of the levels which may operate here, we have the four P's that we allow to manipulate us well into adulthood:

1. Parents-the number one manipulators, esp. your mother. The beliefs linger into adulthood and control us unless we get cleansed and inoculated.

2. Professors-yeah our teachers laid it on thick, don’t you remember.

3. Politicians-pretty obvious; 2+2 = 5, right?

4. Professionals-now they are telling you how to live from the workplace.

So how well DO YOU overcome this bullshit? How much do you still let it control you?

Drama winds up an everyday part of life. Many things happen dramatically; we have pain, pleasure, ecstasy, anguish. Oh my motherfuckers!

What most complain about actually qualifies as melodrama. That seems what everyone likes to bitch about. They think that commonplace occurrences get too maudlin. Romantic love will have many bitter repasts for its participants. Some of us will vampirize at this point, sucking the situation dry of all its emotional energies. (Yum yum...uh oh, they might be at the dumpster at McDonalds-rough scarf with the homeless. Ewwww. Who whats a schizophrenic's hallucinatory melodrama for lunch)

In actuality, most complaints about the latterly misnomer come from those suffering from emotional repression or broken hearted cynicism. We well know that most cynics come from a history of failed romance. Mondo loves his little cynical women, but he knows that they will love and fall hard again. Usually for another inept bozo. Romantic love seems by nature ephemeral so be forewarned of the fawning from feelings of longing for the delusion of it all. The seemingly overt histrionics in life’s emotional melodramas come from attention seeking behaviors that try to avoid fear of abandonment. Self Love and the comfort of affection combat this so well.

No amounts of self medication or medically prescribed antidepressants will assuage the equilibrium of pleasure and pain that must be felt to thrive and grow through these situations.

Goddamn it!

We just have to face it. We just have to feel it, to let it go.

Besides, it makes for a much deeper Tantra.